Yang stalking

Dari ankel gugel,  menurut orang jepang ini,

Stalker adalah keadaan dimana seseorang terus membututi, membayangi, bertamu tanpa diundang, atau melakukan penyerangan terhadap lawan jenis yang disukainya.

Menurut mas ini,

di amerika dimana disetiap filmnya selalui diceritakan bahwa stalker adalah mahluk yang mengerikan di Indonesia sendiri sepertinya memiliki stalker adalah sebuah kebanggaan

dan menurut mbak yang itu,

Stalker adalah seorang ‘fan’ atau peminat terlalu fanatic dengan idolnya.

Kalo gitu saya ini nda bisa di bilang stalker ya? 😀

Jadi gini ceritanya…

Yang Big Bang – Lies

Yuh-ba-sae-yo…
Yuh-ba-sae-yo?

(yeah) love is pain
Dedicated to all my broken-hearted people
One’s old a flame… just scream my name
And i’m so sick of love songs (yeah)
I hate them damn love songs… moment of ours

Yeah!
(Love is pain)
Dedicated to my broken-hearted people
One’s old a flame
(Yeah)
Just scream my name
(Damn)
And I’m so sick of love song (song)
Yeah, I hate damn love song (song)
Moment of ours

(geo-jis-mar)


Neuj-eun bam bi-ga nae-ryeo-wa neor de-ryeo-wa
Jeoj-eun gi-eog kkeut-e dwi-cheog-yeo na
Neo eobs-i jar sar su iss-da-go
Da-jim hae-bwa-do eo-jjeor su eobs-da-go
Mos-ha-neun sur-do ma-si-go
Sog-ta-neun mam bam-sae chae-wo-bwa-dosirh-eo neo eobs-neun ha-ru-neun gir-eo bir-eo
Je-bar ij-ge hae-dar-ra-go (-geo-jis-mar-i-ya)

The nights late and rain has just started to come down
I curse you back into my memories and now
No more options are left for me to go
I told myself I didn’t need your bull and so
More hatred submerges my flow
So tightly my handgun chooses to blow
It’s bull; no person has hurt me like you
And so forget about the hurtful past (Got cheated, ya)

Neo eobs-neun nae-gen us-eum-i bo-i-ji anh-a
Nun-mur-jo-cha go-i-ji anh-a
Deo-neun sar-go sip-ji anh-a

No happiness can be found in within my heart
Got me crying softly in the rain
Got me hurting like a sharp pain

Yeah
Yeos-gat-ae
Yeor-bad-ge
Ni saeng-gag-e
Dor-a-beo-rir-geos gat-ae

Bo-go sip-eun-de
Bor su-ga eobs-de
Mo-du kkeut-nass-de
I’ll be right here

Yeah you got me, you bat me
Even then it wasn’t enough for you to hurt me
You always hated me, You always wanted me
More or so you knew, I’ll be right there

I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar
I-ya mor-rass-eo i-je-ya ar-ass-eo ne-ga pir-yo-hae
I’m so sorry but i love you nar-ka-ro-un mar
Hwas-gim-e na-do mo-reu-ge neor tteo-na-bo-naess-ji-man
I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar
I’m so sorry but i love you
I’m so sorry but i love you
(i love you more and more)
I’m so sorry but i love you na-reur tteo-na
Cheon-cheon-hi ij-eo-jur-rae
Nae-ga a-pa-har su iss-ge

I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there’s always forgiveness
I’m so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I’m so sorry (I’m sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I’m so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

Geu-daer wi-hae-seo bur-reo-wass-deon nae mo-deun geor da ba-chin no-rae
(a-ma sa-ram-deur-eun mo-reu-gess-jyo)
Nan hon-ja,, geu a-mu-do a-mu-do mor-rae
(geu-rae nae-ga haess-deon mar-eun geo-jis-mar)

Dedicate this song to you cause I know you feel there ain’t no way (no way)
(No ones gonna know this song’s meaning)
By myself, alone I’ll be the one who knows this song’s heart
Couldn’t ever hold on more to gold and name


Hor-ro nam-gyeo-jin oe-tor-i
Geu sog-e he-me-neun nae kkor-i
Ju-meo-ni sog-e kko-gis-kko-gis
Jeob-eo-dun i-byeor-eur hyang-han jjog-ji (hey)
(neon eo-dis-na-yo neor bu-reu-neun seub-gwan-do)
Nan dar-ra-jir-rae
I-jen da us-eo-neom-gir-ge

Holler over, get yourself cover
Found a letter, ain’t made me feel better
Our breakup notice darkened my solace
So tell me what should I do to forget?
(More than ever, I cannot just let you go)
No, that’s just cheating; since I’m clinging, you ‘outta feel guilty

I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar
I-ya mor-rass-eo i-je-ya ar-ass-eo ne-ga pir-yo-hae
I’m so sorry but i love you nar-ka-ro-un mar
Hwas-gim-e na-do mo-reu-ge neor tteo-na-bo-naess-ji-man
I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar
I’m so sorry but i love you
(i love you more and more)
I’m so sorry but i love you na-reur tteo-na
Cheon-cheon-hi ij-eo-jur-rae
Nae-ga a-pa-har su iss-ge

I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there’s always forgiveness
I’m so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I’m so sorry (I’m sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I’m so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

Oh oh oh oh oh
Mo-deun-ge kkum-i-gir
Oh oh oh
I-geos-bakk-e an-doe-neun na-ra-seo
Drop that thing…

A-jig-do neo-reur mos ij-eo
A-ni pyeong-saeng-eur ga-do (yeah)

Jug-eo-seo-kka-ji-do
Nae-ga jun sang-cheo a-mur-eoss-neun-ji
Mi-an-hae a-mu-geos-do
Hae-jun-ge eobs-neun na-ra-seo

You said we could make it
But it was just another lie you sold
(DROP THAT BIT)
I can’t forget you, my baby
Even after all your those lies you’re still a part of me yeah
I hope the scars that I gave you when we split will have healed
I’m am so sorry I didn’t give you much more hey

I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar
I-ya mor-rass-eo i-je-ya ar-ass-eo ne-ga pir-yo-hae
I’m so sorry but i love you nar-ka-ro-un mar
Hwas-gim-e na-do mo-reu-ge neor tteo-na-bo-naess-ji-man
I’m so sorry but i love you da geo-jis-mar (but i love you)
I’m so sorry (so sorry) but i love you
(i love you more and more)
I’m so sorry but i love you na-reur tteo-na
Cheon-cheon-hi ij-eo-jur-rae
Nae-ga a-pa-har su iss-ge


I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
Even if you lied to me there’s always forgiveness
I’m so sorry but I love you more than ever
Hand me your cruel and bloody heart
Now tear apart our memories
I’m so sorry but I love you like a damn fool
I’m so sorry (I’m sorry)
But I love you (I love you more, more)
I’m so sorry but I love you not like your lies
Tone down my empty broken heart
Now give me what I really want

Bye bye…

Yang situs dan blog resep

Lumayan, blog walking sana sini, nyari” resep yang bisa di praktekin di rumah.

Berhubung saya nda suka masak masakan indonesa *tsah.. sombong pisan!* nda nda, bukan karena sombong, tapi karena saya nda suka santen”.. kebanyakan masakan indo itu sangad amad bersantan,, dan sedihnya saya ini orang padang, huhuh.. tapi suka masakan kering” gitu deh.

Eniwe, blog walking hari ini nemu Resepedia, Resep :: Joy Of Cooking, Resep Kita, Kumpulan Resep koe, (.) (.) SEXY CHEF (.) (.), Resep Masakanku, Koleksi Resep Masakan,. Lumayan kalo di kupipes beberapa resepnya, buat modal masakin suami tercinta, mwakakakakaka *sedang berusaha menjadi istri baik di sini*

Tadi praktek bikin Spaghetti Carbonara. Berhubung kurang bahan, jadi lah tidak sesuai resep bikinnya mwakakaka.. Dan tanpa takaran! Tapi rasanya enak sih 😀

*trus resep masaknya gmana?*

Begini *uhuk* maafkan kalo terkesan ngaco, namanya juga masak dadakan.

Bahan : Susu Plain, Mayonnaise, Smoked Beef (atau sosis/bacon/tuna/atau daging apapun yang anda suka, bahkan rendang sekalipun kalo emang doyan) Bawang Bombay, Bawang Putih, Jamur, dan tidak lupa Spaghetti *iya lahhh masa di kasi nasi!* Bumbu” (garam, merica, ketumbar, jahe, apa aja yang anda suka, buat menguatkan rasa aja), dan keju permesan (penghias)

Cara membuat : Rebus spaghetti ± 5 menit, saat merebus, tumis smoked beef, bawang bombay dan bawang putih. Tumis kira” 3 menit setelah merebus spaghetti, supaya ga pake nunggu”an. Setelah cukup matang smoked beefnya (atau setengah matang kalo suka) campurkan dengan susu plain, aduk rata. Masukkan bumbu” lalu aduk lagi. Tiriskan Spaghetti, lalu campurkan dengan susu daging itu *halah istilah nya* lalu masukkan kira” 2 sendok mayonnaise (atau lebih kalo emang doyan, cuma buat ngasi rasa asam). Aduk hingga kering (susu menempel ke spaghetti), Angkat dan taburi dengan keju permesan.

Rasanya? Creamy! Since gw bikinnya mendadak dan tidak ada persiapan macam” alias cuma bergantung sama kulkas, ya jadinya begitu aja. Hehe..

Yang Pelem

Jadi gini, hari ini saya mati bosan di rumah, setelah main game opplen dan beberapa kali membaca koleksi cosmopolitan lama. Saya iseng dial nomor dia-yang-tak-mau-disebut-namanya-dalam-tiap-postingan-saya, saya baru tahu dia lagi ngendon di Timezone Galeria, iseng deh saya bilang “gua ke sana yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

Trus ngacir bawa motor, ambil duid, isi bensin dan parkir di depan gale. Terus, ngeliatin dia yang serius main balapan. Habis itu, nemenin dia ke stasiun buat beli tiket, yang ternyata setelah ngantri sejam tiketnya abis. Mwakakak.. Balik ke gale naik buswae, terkantuk” karena jalan yang panjaaaaannggg dan muter”.. Tak sengaja, di tengah kantuk mendera, dia nyenggol saya dan bilang “eh itu mirip yang di bandung!”

Saya lemot.. yang di bandung, mantannya?

Begitu sampe di gale dia bisik” sama saya, “Itu tadi mirip chika ya..”

Saya : “chika? aku baru tau mantanmu namanya chika”

Dia : “Chika chooorr,, chikaaa!! masa ga kenal chika?” *dengan wajah yang mengisyaratkan sesuatu”

Saya : “oooooooooooohhhhh… chikaaaaaaaa

Dari Gale makan dulu di…

Yang how to make woman an man HAPPY

How to Make a Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

di kupipes dari imel, mwaakkakaka